Humor: Actors Agree to "Vocal fry their way into 2021"
The hardships of 2020 sparked by the novel coronavirus have led many actors to altogether abandon any notion of a successful career in the performing arts.
To cope with these difficulties, several classically trained actors have decided to do away with their training, and begin a new form of acting for 2021.
"We just feel, that, you know... acting should be...", said Tabitha, an actress, as she vocal-fried her way into incoherence.
Our staff have reported an inability to understand even the most popular of speeches, with Hamlet's famous soliloquy resulting in a mesh of "To's", "Be's", and "Question's".
Stay tuned for more on this developing story.