Humor: Tom Hanks "Definitely Not Academy Alum"
After ransacking archives for the better part of 3 months, it can be said with certainty that Tom Hanks did not attend the famous American Academy of Dramatic Arts.
The actor best known for roles in "Forrest Gump", "Cast Away", and "Saving Private Ryan", somehow learned acting elsewhere. "Don't worry, we're not deterred by this," said Stephen Herring, Director of Alumni Relations for the Los Angeles Campus, "We'll find a way."
Staff members reported finding diplomas with Tom Hanks written in green crayon lying around campus. It begs the question: can we get away with this?
Stay tuned for more on this unfolding story.